Aristotle gave private English lessons to Alexander the Great.
Reality is a very frightening thing, and if I were you I would avoid it as much as I could.
"Suchnost" doesn't describe essence in general, it only describes, perhaps, the essence of Aristotle's wife.
It sounds like a philosopher speaking because it sounds like nonsense.
And, as all Plato's dialogs, the "Republic" begins with the question (пишет на доске) "WTF?"
In democracy, do you have the best, the wisest people ruling the country? No, you have Arnold Schwarzenegger.
...You know, 'bum' is more like 'popotchka', not 'zhopa'.
Студент: "Marriage is a good investment."
— в сторону: "A young, romantic fool..."
-Romans called them 'barbarians' because they wore beards.
-What about the Greeks? Didn't they also wear beards?
-Well, Aristotle and Plato did wear beards, but they were Hippies.